Crossing the road: Star wars

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Posted Sat Feb 6, 2010, 07:45 PM · Quote

Yoda:
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

Darth Vader:
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

Luke Skywalker:
Crossing the road is one thing, this is... totally different.

Princess Leia:
I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

Han Solo:
Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

C-3PO:
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

R2-D2:
beep beep be bop

Chewie:
Cwrrrrooooaallll!

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Cross the road, Chicken. Let go, Chicken. Chicken- Trust me. (I'm not sure he should though...)

Boba Fett:
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! (Important? Then WHY is he crossing the ROAD!)

Wedge:
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

Jerjerrod:
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts. (Don't ask, I don't know.)

Bib Fortuna:
Die Chicken wanga!

Biggs:
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

Tarkin:
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car! (...)

Uncle Owen: (aren't you dead!)
I told you to forget it! You're only concern is to cross that road!(*blinks*)

Aunt Beru: (You're suppose to be dead too!)
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him. (... Wait? Luke of the chicken?!)

Admiral Ackbar:
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark.

Lando Calrissian:
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken! You got a lot of guts crossing that road after what you pulled! ( Maybe I should move on...>>

The Emperor:
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car, do you understand.

Jabba the Hutt:
Bo shuda Chicken!

(... wait... Chicken's dead!*looks at Lando after he kicked chicken in front of a moving car* ... never mind, I don't want to know)

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